Had a meeting about some bullshit, there's this woman from another department I see maybe twice a year in yoga pants sitting next to me, I held up a piece of paper, using that to hide my other hand, so those little shits on the other side couldn't see what I was doing. I poked the side of her ass with two fingers, pretending it's a accident. The bitch looked at me suspiciously, then she moved her chair like a step away, then I made a lot of witty remarks after that, while carefully observing...
Dumb cunt moved away....
Dumb cunt moved away....